Holiday Sale Prints!
The two sets of prints featured immediately below (and nothing else) are a part of my 2024 holiday print sale. Each print is archivally pigment printed onto 280gsm cotton rag photo paper and comes titled and signed. Please browse through the image slideshow to view all available prints.
Orders can be placed by emailing me your desired print through the contact form here. Shipping available upon request.
8’” x 10”
Comes in a 11” x 14” mat and in a clear plastic sleeve .
$65
11” x 14”
Comes in a 16” x 20” mat and in a clear plastic sleeve .
$85
Untangle Man Inkjet Print
An archival inkjet print of my original life size piece Untangled. The print comes signed and printed on 300gsm rag paper.
This print ships gently rolled in a 3” wide shipping tube, and does not include framing.
16” x 24”
Blood Bag Tee (in Blue)
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 50/50 cotton/polyester fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’ve got rivers in these ole’ blood bags of ours.
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Blood Bag Tee (in Red)
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 100% cotton fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’re fluids in motion!
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Viscosity Magnet 5 Pack
Distract your guests from your child’s embarassingly bad drawings on the fridge with these beautiful fractal turd magnets.
Each pack includes five high quality die-cut reproductions from my viscosity series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating. Each piece varies in size, the largest is 6” x 5”.
Spiral Magnet
Looking for an escape from the pain of your existence? Me too. Slap this behemoth on any magnetic surface and open portals to exciting new worlds. This is the biggest magnet you’ll ever want to buy, at a whopping 8” x 8”. A bit cumbersome, isn’t it?
Includes one high quality die-cut reproduction from my viscosity series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating.
Shop Info
General
I am completely independent, all of this, every single aspect, is carried out exclusively by me--so do not expect the same expedience as one might from mega e-commerce sites. That said, I care deeply about what I do, and do my best to make sure things arrive in a timely and safe manner. If you have feedback, questions or comments please contact me anytime. You’ll be chatting with me, not an assistant, not a customer service representative, not an algorithm--regular ole’ me. I return kindness, understanding and patience with the same.
I am completely independent, all of this, every single aspect, is carried out exclusively by me--so do not expect the same expedience as one might from mega e-commerce sites. That said, I care deeply about what I do, and do my best to make sure things arrive in a timely and safe manner. If you have feedback, questions or comments please contact me anytime. You’ll be chatting with me, not an assistant, not a customer service representative, not an algorithm--regular ole’ me. I return kindness, understanding and patience with the same.
Shipping
I ship orders as they are recevied. It typically takes me 3-4 days to process orders and drop them by the post office. You will recieve tracking information once your items have been shipped. All shipping is done through USPS priority.
Returns & Exchanges
Unfortunately, I am not currently accepting returns or exchanges. Please be sure, when ordering shirts or other apparel that you have carefully considered your preferred sizing. I print with standard, readily accessible and popular shirt and clothing brands--so sizing should be what you are used to. If you’ve made a mistake on your order reach out to me immediately and we will get it straightened out (so long as it has not already shipped). Once the order has shipped it is yours to keep.
Commissions & Collaborations
If you’re interested in custom artwork or projects, please contact me anytime. I welcome all project inquries. My door is always open!
I ship orders as they are recevied. It typically takes me 3-4 days to process orders and drop them by the post office. You will recieve tracking information once your items have been shipped. All shipping is done through USPS priority.
Returns & Exchanges
Unfortunately, I am not currently accepting returns or exchanges. Please be sure, when ordering shirts or other apparel that you have carefully considered your preferred sizing. I print with standard, readily accessible and popular shirt and clothing brands--so sizing should be what you are used to. If you’ve made a mistake on your order reach out to me immediately and we will get it straightened out (so long as it has not already shipped). Once the order has shipped it is yours to keep.
Commissions & Collaborations
If you’re interested in custom artwork or projects, please contact me anytime. I welcome all project inquries. My door is always open!